So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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