i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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