I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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