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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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