I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
not ubering you a puppy
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