Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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