OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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