i think my mom watched the whole time
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
