I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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