pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
do nipples grow back?
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