Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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