are you still at the devil's house?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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