STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
