In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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