I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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