? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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