He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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