JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found puke in my bra..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
