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(443): View more from Maryland

My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT

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(817): View more from Texas

If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.

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(636): View more from Missouri

ra ra ra ah ah

(573): View more from Missouri

wtf?

(636): View more from Missouri

sexting lady gaga style

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(925): View more from California

I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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(360): View more from Washington

What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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(229): View more from Georgia

I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.

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I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.

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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.

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(406): View more from Montana

Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE

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