What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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