You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
