I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So squirting runs in the family.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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