hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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