butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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