No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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