Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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