Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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