i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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