i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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