They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
