he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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