His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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