He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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