I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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