Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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