please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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