VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh god it's open bar.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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