why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Shame is for Republicans.
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