i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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