SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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