Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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