sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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