i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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