Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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