I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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