I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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