So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
so much tequila, so little girl.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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