How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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