The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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