sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No subtext here. People are naked.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
