i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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