gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thus making me awesome and them whores
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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