Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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