I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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