You're my little dorito
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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