i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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