i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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